what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
(via anotherwasteddreamer)
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
god bless that boy
(Source: markpellegrinoh, via anotherwasteddreamer)
I don’t care who you fucking think you are:
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.I bet John Winchester never saw this post
(via anotherwasteddreamer)
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
(Source: tybult, via anotherwasteddreamer)
i hate my life i want a cute relationship where me and the guy can be really silly and take cute selfies and then watch movies and cuddle but not actually watch the movie and just make out all the time and then fall asleep in each others arms and have him kiss my forehead and wear his clothes and hats and hold his hand and just love each other so much :(
(via simplycassiehope)
I just drove past a cemetery on my way home and a crow flew out of it and that was probably the most stereotypical thing I’ve ever seen in my life
(via anotherwasteddreamer)
i dont understand the pleasure in sexting
like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like
what would
?????
how do i respond??
‘i’m so happy for you’
(via in-dulgences)
